Origin Edition

Suburban Legends Origin Edition Lyrics
1.Don Juan

When I was a little-bitty boy
Just above the floor
I used to play doctor
With the girls from next door
They said, "Show me yours, I'll show you mine."
From then on in that's how I spent most of my time.

Some people call me Tim
Where did that come from?
I am to be no other than
Don Juan

Ever since that fateful day
When I became a man
I've broken hearts of girls
From Guam to Japan
Could it be my savoir-faire, My personality
All I can say is that there is no one who can resist me


2.Gummi Bears

They're dashing and daring,
Courageous and caring,
Faithful and friendly,
With stories to share.
They march through the forest,
They sing out in chorus,
Marching along as their song fills the air.

Gummy bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure far beyond compare.
they are the gummy bears.

Well, magic and mystery are part of their history.
Along with the secret of gummy beary juice
Their legend is growing, they take pride in knowing,
They'll do what is right in whatever they do.


Well, my girl Dolores, she marched through the forest
She takes one and then she sticks it down her pants
I like the red ones, and I like the yellow ones!
We bite off their heads and give 'em to our friends


3.Car 54

Sometimes when I'm alone I always get this way,
I just think about how everyone is lame.
Jealousy and greed run rampant every day,
I think I'll forget this stuff, I'll go and run away.

Gohan
Where are you?
Gohan
Where are you?
Just run away.

What really gets to me is this mass stupidity,
Oh well I forgot I live in the land of the free.
Just remember not to hate nor to turn to apathy,
Than maybe we can change this really messed up society.

Gohan
Where are you?
Gohan
Where are you?
Just run away.

Every night around eight thirty my parents yell at me,
They say I'm stupid 'cause I watch my MTV.
When I looked in the miror I swear I saw someone else,
So I cut my hair, got a job and joined a really cool band.

Gohan
Where are you?
Gohan
Where are you?
Just run away.


4.Da Bomb

You were the prettiest one, in the seventh grade!
I was such a dork you didn't even know my name!
Then I joiNed a ska Band and we played AT lots of shows
so said you liked me.....my love for you still grows!

You used me! I might have known, that it would knock me down!
when, I don't know! the wrong place!

I called you on the phone, the other day too bad you
weren't home cause I had a lOt to SAY!!
I had JUst HEard the news of You and BreNT!
you FreakEn used me To get To My frIEnd!

You lit my fuse, im going out woo!That It'll kNock
me down, where? I don't know The wrong place!

Every night around the same time, I just want to die!
I cant believe THat what We Had was Justa lIE!
Maybe when im older I'll Look back and laugh, but
UntiL then I donT CARE cause I've got a NEw GirlFriend!
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!


5.Brian & Vince Experience(The Rap)

I never wanted it to be this way
I said I loved you each and every day
Is this really happenin or is this just like a dream?
Believe me when I say that I am more than what I seem

Did you say you loved me when we were at the last show?
Im sorry I couldn't hear you I'm dying to know
I'm not quite sure why I'm here and why I do the things I do
Please tell me it's not the end and it's got to be me and you

You mean the world to me
You make me so crazy
Would you please have my baby
I don't look like a movie star, I'm not Di Caprio
But if you give me time I will be your Romeo

Did you say you loved me when we were at the last show?
Im sorry I couldn't hear you I'm dying to know
I'm not quite sure why I'm here and why I do the things I do
Please tell me it's not the end and it's got to be me and you

If you would just give me the chance
I promise I will never stick my hand down your pants
The first time we kiss it will be just like a dream
Believe me when I say that I am more than what I seem

Did you say you loved me when we were at the last show?
Im sorry I couldn't hear you I'm dying to know
I'm not quite sure why I'm here and why I do the things I do
Please tell me it's not the end and it's got to be me and you


6.Rose Tint My World

It was great when it once began
I was a regular frankie fan
But it was over when he had the plan
To start a-workin' on a muscle man
Yeah, now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope
Rose tints my world
And keep me safe from the trouble and pain

Well I'm just seven hours old
Truly beautiful to behold
And somebody should be told
My libido hasn't been controlled
But now the only thing I've come to trust
Is an orgasmic rush of lust
Rose tints my world
And keeps me safe from the trouble and pain

It's beyond me,
Help me mommy
I'll be good, you'll see
Take these dreams away
What's this?
Let's see
I feel sexy
What's come over me?
Whoo! here it comes again

I feel released
Bad times deceased
My confidence has increased
Reality is here
The game has been disbanded
My mind has been expanded
It's a gas that franky's landed
His lust is so sincere

Whatever happened,to fay wray?
That delicate, satin-draped frame
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
'cause I wanted to be dressed just the same

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever
Can't you just see it?
Woah-oh-ohhhh

Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it

This is the greatest moment of my life!!

My-my-my-my, my-my-my-my
My my my my my my
I'm a wild and an untamed thing
I'm a bee with a deadly sting
You got a hit and your mind goes ping
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing
So let the party and the sounds rock on
I'm gonna shake it 'til the life has gone
Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain

We're a wild and an untamed thing (((oh-oh-oh)))
We're a bee with a deadly sting (((oh-oh-oh)))
You got a hit and your mind goes ping (((oh-oh-oh)))
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing (((ohhh)))
So let the party and the sounds rock on (((rock on)))
We're gone shake it 'til the life has gone gone gone
Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain

Frank n' furter, it's all over
Your mission is failure,
Your lifestyle's too extreme
I'm your new commander now
You now are my prisoner
We return to transylvania
Prepare the transit beam